Fuck Table
$299.00
Key Info
A flat, tough-built padded platform positioned perfectly for hardcore fucking, fisting, rimming, spanking–and whatever else you can think of.
Just the right height for intense deep dickin’—either on your stomach or back.
Lie on your back across the side for a greedy spit roast.
Climb aboard on all fours for serious rimming, fisting, and spanking.
Customize it with any or all of our adjustable bench accessories, including our head rest, leg holders, and restraint points. Or replace the legs with suspension rings and hang it in your sling frame.
Portable and easy to store. Just unscrew the legs and slide it under the bed.
Our Adjustable Fuck Bench's little brother.
Just as versatile, but more economical for guys who prefer a flat bench.
Hardcore Construction
Made of thick steel tubing and other metal components that are welded together by real pigs in our very own factory. We use them ourselves, so we build them tough for a lifetime of serious play.
Furniture Quality Upholstery
Our pads are plush, crush-proof and upholstered by true craftsmen in waterproof, puncture-resistant marine vinyl. They support you like fine quality furniture because that’s what they are.
At Home in Your Home
Equally at home in a contemporary apartment or a sleazy dungeon. The exposed welds, raw metal and silver sprayed joints are masculine, industrial and beautiful.
More Play, Less Dough
This multi-functional play table costs less than most single-purpose playroom devices. Plus it's half the cost of our adjustable bench.
Easy to Assemble
It only takes a few minutes to set up and tear down your new table. No tools required. And no matter how hard you play, the parts always fit together and come apart easily, like quality equipment should.
Portable
Designed for easy storage and reassembly. Fits compactly under the bed or in a closet. Scored some hot hole play on the go? Throw it in your trunk and take it to a buddy’s house or hotel.
Space Saving Design
Needs only three feet by three feet of floor space when assembled (a little more if you add some accessories). You can fit it almost anywhere, even a walk-in closet!
Pig Engineered
Because we’re pigs too, we make products that work for how you play. Ingenuity, durability, portability, physics and economy are all trademarks of our unique design-build process. Read about it here.
Customize It!
Extend your table’s functionality with add-ons like head rests, leg holders and more. A suspension kit is available too.
Specifications
- Sturdy, strong, all-welded steel design.
- Strong, thick plywood base.
- 3-inch, high-density, 55-pound, crush-resistant foam pads.
- Black waterproof marine-grade vinyl upholstery.
- Head rest bracket pre-installed.
- Non-skid rubber-tipped legs.
- 28 inches wide x 32 inches long x 23 inches high.
- 5 inches high when dissembled.
- Weighs 32 pounds.
- Carries 350 pounds.
- Assembles in minutes with no tools.
Customize It!
Extend your table’s functionality with add-ons like head rests, leg holders and more. A suspension kit is available too.
3 reviews for Fuck Table
Deedee –
I would adore this equipment.It would be great if the legs were height adjustable for a standing screw.I’m only 5’5″ my master stands 5’9″
Deedee –
Oh as well if there is a carrying case it would definitely get more stars.
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Can u make a fuck table like this but longer because taller guys can’t doggie on something this small. Appreciate it. I have a lot of ur stuff
Fistmyjohn (verified owner) –
This bench is fantastic! Perfect size and height for fisting and very comfortable; this thing stayed planted and did not budge while I was getting punched and stretched out! Great quality and very well built, thank you Jim Support for making my hole happy !