Adjustable Fuck Bench
Fuck him. Fist him. Spank Him. Rope him.
It’s more than just a fuck bench, it’s an everything bench. And there’s nothing else like it.
Raise the center panel to your choice of 5 different heights (up to 15 inches) for awesome doggie style plowin’. Or flatten it into a table for a million more possibilities.
Pads are crafted from plush, three-inch, high-density foam on a plywood base, all upholstered in thick, black, waterproof, marine-grade vinyl. They’re mounted on our fuck-tough welded steel frame, built for a lifetime of pounding.
Comes with two adjustable-height handles so your pig stays put.
Dimensions: 28 inches wide x 43 inches long with the center panel up. 28 inches wide x 32 inches long with the center panel flat.
Easy, no-tool assembly. (Watch the video.) Leave it up all the time, or take it apart and stow it away when you’re not playing. Only eight inches tall when flattened, so it easily fits under your bed.
Capacity: 400 pounds.
Totally versatile, like most great piggy things.
When is a fuck bench not just a fuck bench? When it’s an all-in-one, fuck-spank-fist-rim-bondage bench. Seriously hardcore. Seriously versatile. Yet still totally portable.
You may never need to buy another piece of play equipment again.
Sleep in your bed. Fuck on your bench.
Fucking on a bench is just better. There’s no awkward mattress bouncing. And you’re both positioned just right, perfectly set up to deep-dick.
When you’re on your knees, you’re comfortable, vulnerable and open. His cock's pointed straight up your chute. And when he’s bangin’, you’re not, because you’ve got handles to grab onto instead of a clumsy headboard.
When you’re not fucking, enjoy all-fours fisting, spanking and anything else you can think of.
Wanna flip onto your back?
Unscrew the set peg, flip the center panel and lay it flat in the frame to create a padded play table.
Hang your head over one end and your ass over the other to get spit roasted. Or throw your legs up and spread ‘em to offer your hole for more handball or a toy attack.
With so many options, it’s like getting a whole playroom in one device.
Thousands of pigs love it. You will too.
Made of thick steel tubing and other metal components that are welded together by real pigs in our very own factory. We use them ourselves, so we build them tough for a lifetime of serious play.
Furniture Quality Upholstery
Our pads are plush, crush-proof and upholstered by true craftsmen in waterproof, puncture-resistant marine vinyl. They support you like fine quality furniture because that’s what they are.
At Home in Your Home
Equally at home in a contemporary apartment or a sleazy dungeon. The exposed welds, raw metal and silver sprayed joints are masculine, industrial and beautiful.
More Play, Less Dough
Our multi-functional bench costs the same or less than most single-purpose playroom devices. If you can choose only one piece of play equipment, this is it.
Easy to Assemble
It only takes a few minutes to set up and tear down your new bench. No tools required. And no matter how hard you play, the parts always fit together and come apart easily, like quality equipment should.
Designed for easy storage and reassembly. Fits compactly under the bed or in a closet. Scored some hot hole play on the go? Throw it in your trunk and take it to a buddy’s house or hotel.
Space Saving Design
Needs only three feet by four feet of floor space when assembled (a little more if you add some accessories). You can fit it almost anywhere, even a walk-in closet!
Because we’re pigs too, we make products that work for how you play. Ingenuity, durability, portability, physics and economy are all trademarks of our unique design-build process. Read about it here.
- Sturdy, strong, all-welded steel design.
- 3-inch, high-density, 55-pound, crush-resistant foam pads.
- Black waterproof marine-grade vinyl upholstery.
- Assembles in minutes with no tools.
- Center panel adjusts from flat to five heights, up to 15 inches above the base.
- Adjustable height vinyl gripper handles.
- Non-skid rubber-tipped legs.
- 28 inches wide x 43 inches long with center panel raised. 32 inches long with center panel flat.
- Base platform 23 inches high. 8 inches high when dissembled.
- Weighs 55 pounds.
- Carries 400 pounds.