Fuck Table

A flat, tough-built padded platform positioned perfectly for hardcore fucking, fisting, pegging, rimming, spanking, CBT, bondage–and whatever else you can imagine:  On all fours, on your back, on your side, or over the side. 

This is a really versatile piece for any space.  Combine two tables for a full body length massage or bondage table.  Assembles and disassembles without tools, easily stowed under a bed or in a closet.

Start with the table and then customize with a variety of accessories to create the scenes you want.  Adjustable leg holders, a headrest, and adjustable arm handles are all available using the pull down menu.  You can get this in a hanging version as well or buy the suspension conversion kit so you can choose when you want standing and when you want to hang it from your frame.

Our adjustable bondage points, water, lube, and towel holders work on this table as well as they do our benches and frames (sold separately).

$380.00$620.00

Key Info

A flat, tough-built padded platform positioned perfectly for hardcore fucking, fisting, rimming, spanking–and whatever else you can think of.  Lie on your back across the side for a greedy spit roast.

Customize it with any or all of our adjustable bench accessories, including our arm handles, headrest, leg holders, and restraint points. Or replace the legs with suspension rings and hang it in your sling frame.

Portable and easy to store. Just unscrew the legs and slide it under the bed. Buy more than one for maximum creativity in your space.

Hardcore Construction

Made of thick steel tubing and other metal components that are welded together by our crew in our US shop. We use them ourselves, so we build them tough for a lifetime of serious play.

Furniture Quality Upholstery

Our pads are plush, crush-proof and upholstered by true craftsmen in waterproof, puncture-resistant marine vinyl. They support you like fine quality furniture because that’s what they are.

More Play, Less Dough

This multi-functional play table costs less than most single-purpose playroom devices.

Easy to Assemble

It only takes a few minutes to set up and tear down your new table. No tools required. And no matter how hard you play, the parts always fit together and come apart easily, like quality equipment should.

Portable

Designed for easy storage and reassembly. Fits compactly under the bed or in a closet. Throw it in your vehicle and take it to a buddy’s house or hotel.

Space Saving Design

Needs only three feet by three feet of floor space when assembled (a little more if you add some accessories). You can fit it almost anywhere, even a walk-in closet!  Securing two of these side by side then give you a even longer surface for your rider.

Thoughtfully Engineered

We make products that work for how you play. Ingenuity, durability, portability, physics and economy are all trademarks of our unique design-build process. Read about it here.

Customize It!

Extend your table’s functionality with add-ons like a headrest, leg holders and more. A suspension kit is available too.

Specifications

  • Sturdy, strong, all-welded steel design.
  • Strong, thick plywood base.
  • 3-inch, high-density, 55-pound, crush-resistant foam pads.
  • Black waterproof marine-grade vinyl upholstery.
  • Head rest bracket pre-installed.
  • Non-skid rubber-tipped legs.
  • 28 inches wide x 32 inches long x 23 inches high.
  • 5 inches high when dissembled.
  • Weighs 32 pounds.
  • Carries 350 pounds.
  • Assembles in minutes with no tools.

Customize It!

Extend your table’s functionality with add-ons like head rests, leg holders and more. A suspension kit is available too.

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